Haiku dump

I just got bit by the haiku bug and had to shoot out a few of them to insure I could live another day...not really, but you get the point.

Heres ten.

First period done

Zamboni comes off the ice

second period

you should play hockey!

what do you play when your fat?

you should play goalie.

so much snow to shred

two feet in a night, thats nuts

lets go boarding NOW!

(European opinion)

The US is dumb

the imperial system

need I say much more?

My skates are too sharp

they cut a hole through my bag

cover your blades kids

the rental skates suck

they have toe breaks and look dumb

I bring my own skates

they play good music

they are playing cold play now

never mind they don't

Mercator is best

NO Gall-Peters is better

you're both idiots!

locker room chatter

"dude your stick is really cool"

sounds pretty wrong eh?

this is not a horse

this is a zebra dumb ass

Racing Stripes' plot line

Couldn't keep a theme going like I had hoped. I feel that should hold me over in the 17 syllable japanese poem department for a while.

(that in haiku form)

Couldn't hold a theme

I had hoped I would do that

I think I'm done now

"I am down right amazed at what I can destroy with just a hammer" (17 syllables)

Tyler